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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Should men warm up before...?

Today Maina and Kingangi are talking about Kenyan men, again. It appears that women in our neighbouring countries are content with their husbands' performances because their men do warm up exercises. Now, Kenyan women would appreciate these warm up exercises before the njyes race but Mwalimu is of the opinion that a Kenyan man knows that his equipment never needs warm up.

My Human Opinion

As expected, most men said no warm up needed whereas most women said warm up needed. So which is which?
Many warm up methods??

It's a well know fact that men switch on easily regardless of circumstance (bombs may be dropping and guns spitting around a man but show him some skin and he's ready). Whereas for women many things come into play and generally require more to get turned on.

Njyes is meant to be enjoyed by all involved. Warm up is beneficial for both parties but more so for the woman. Since a man can do without warm up it is extremely inconsiderate and selfish for him to go ahead with the race without warming up, leaving the woman behind. He is basically telling his woman, 'I don't love you enough to take care of your needs.'

My Biblical Opinion

Again, before we continue, we shall assume that the njyes is between a married couple. And just to shake your comfort zone jus a lil bit,
1 Corinthians 6:18-20:  Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body. Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.

Since this is not a biology blog I will not go into the biological (or otherwise) benefits of warm up. Methinks God intended to use warm up to teach us among other things patience, expectation, selflessness, sacrifice, self-control and true love. Consider these verses
Sacrifice - John 15:13: Greater love has no one than this, that he lay down his life for his friends.
Selflessness - Philippians 2:3-4: Do nothing out of selfish ambition or vain conceit, but in humility consider others better than yourselves. Each of you should look not only to your own interests, but also to the interests of others.
Expectation - (The whole Old Testament is a warm up for the coming Christ) Isaiah 40:3-5 3A voice of one calling:
       "In the desert prepare
       the way for the LORD ;
       make straight in the wilderness
       a highway for our God.
 4 Every valley shall be raised up,
       every mountain and hill made low;
       the rough ground shall become level,
       the rugged places a plain.
 5 And the glory of the LORD will be revealed,
       and all mankind together will see it.
       For the mouth of the LORD has spoken."
True Love - John 3:16 : "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

So next time you want to skip warm up, think about your partner, then ask yourself, 'Do I really love you?'

Have a awesome no-njyesing-around weekend. See you next week.

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